Our Services
First; Understand This:
A lawn isn’t just grass.
It’s not decoration.
It’s not "curb appeal."
It’s not a prize you buy and slap on your house like a bumper sticker.
It’s a reflection of how you show up in the world.
Left alone, a lawn will rot, choke, and decay —
because nature doesn’t hand you beauty for free.
You either earn it,
or you watch it die.
We’re not here to pamper your grass for Instagram.
We’re not here to sell you quick fixes and cheap tricks so you can pretend everything’s fine.
We’re here to drag your lawn — and maybe your work ethic — back from the dead.
Not with wishful thinking.
Not with miracle chemicals.
With sweat. With soil. With slow, patient violence against decay.
You want pretty lies?
You want a spray and pray package and a punch card for every fifth mow free?
There’s a thousand soft-handed lawn companies for that.
You want a lawn that was fought for?
A lawn with roots that refuse to quit, that grow deeper every time life tries to kill them?
A lawn that wins — not because it was coddled —
but because it was built strong?
You call Dirtbag.
We believe in work that outlasts us.
We believe that every square foot of ground you stand on should mean something.
We believe the earth owes you nothing — and everything you build on it is a reflection of who you are.
We don’t just mow.
We don’t just fertilize.
We don’t just plow snow.
We fight entropy — one brutal, honest, righteous yard at a time.
Here's What We Offer —
For the ones who know nothing good comes easy.
And nothing real is ever handed over without a fight.
Fix my lawn already
Neglect is a form of slow death. But anything can come back to life with the right kind of care.
Let’s rebuild your lawn from the roots up. Start here.